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The Hedgehog Song (hard rock) [Many thanks to Mr. Pratchett] [Sep. 20th, 2006|12:50 am]
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The Hedgehog Song

 

Phr. Phir-phir. Phir-phir-phir-phir-phir-phir. Phr-ph-phr-phr-phir-phir-phir-phr-phr-phr… M.

A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!

 

 

 

You can do it with a man, you can do it with a woman

 

You can do it with a dog if you’re fed up with humans

 

You can do it with a cat if now March’s behind your window

 

Or do it with Bill Gates if there are bugs-in windows

 

When you do it to a cow she will even cry “Mo-o-ou-ure!”

 

Only the hedgehog...

 

 

 

It’s so cool to do it with piranhas, yeah, yahoo-o!

 

And if you turn into a bee you can do it with flowers too

 

You can do it thousands times with little pretty black ants

 

If you want to do with red ones you’d better put on back your pants

 

You can do it with Ken or Barbie or with anime doll

 

Only the hedgehog can’t be buggered at all!

 

 

 

You can do it with a bird but, you know, before it

 

Get yourself a parachute and a medicine kit

 

You can do it with a bear, kangaroo or elephant

 

It’s the question of reaction not of dressing up talent

 

Only one one’s virgin as a metal bowling ball

 

It’s the hedgehog can’t be buggered at all!

 

 

 

You can do it with a giraffe if you are 10 meters tall

 

If you’re not, find a tree near and do it while you fall

 

You can do with a turtle even if you broke your leg 13 words ago

 

Just imagine you’re a predator, crawl silently – and go!

 

 “You got the right key, baby, but the wrong key hole”

 

 ‘Cause the hedgehog can’t be buggered at all!

 

 

 

With a black widow you can do it if you’re already headless

 

You can do it with yourself if you are so shameless

 

You can do it with a worm if you distinguish the head and bottom

 

And, Hell, you can do it with children of Bodom!

 

But like a batman in the needles ‘n’ twelve inch tall

 

The hedgehog can’t be buggered at all!

 

 

 

You can do it anywhere with a crack that’s big enough

 

And when it will be done you may call it “love”

 

You can do it with a leopard after some good practicing as a splinter

 

At the everyday morning training at the stadium on sprinters.

 

I’m sorry for the disharmonic phrase but the reason therefore

 

Is that the hedgehog can’t be buggered at all!

 

 

 

You can do it with an alien and simply

 

If you are the cosmic officer called Ripley

 

There are a lot of things that you can do it to

 

But remember, burning and cutting are not fit for you

 

You can do it with a hating, you can do this when adore

 

And only the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

 

 

 

Hedgehog…

 

This cutie-suity hedgehog

 

This damned twirling hedgehog!

 

O-oh, this bloody sexy hedgehog

 

This phir-phir-phiring hedgehog

 

This… a-a-ah.

 

Just that lucky hedgehog

 

Can’t be buggered at a-a-a-a-all!

 

 

 

Top-top-top, vshhhhih.

 

(2006)

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Comments:
From: ex_everland
2006-09-20 12:18 pm (UTC)

Re: Есть и аккорды.

Табулатуры и запись аккордов - без музыки - появится в самое ближайшее время, с музыкой, как я уже сказал, разбираемся.
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